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Betreff : Ja wir Männer wissen uns eben zu helfen!
von Inge-F geschrieben am Dienstag 18. 03. 2014
 
Ein Mann schreibt seiner Frau in die Kur ...
Alles in Ordnung, liebe Frau!
Herzlichen Dank für Deinen lieben Brief.
Du brauchst Dir wirklich keine Sorgen um mich zu machen.
Es ist alles in Ordnung.
Das Essen koche ich selbst, und ich staune täglich mehr, wie gut es doch klappt.
Da es oft schnell gehen muss, habe ich mir gestern Bratkartoffeln gemacht.
Müssen die Kartoffeln eigentlich geschält werden?
Zwischendurch war ich Brötchen holen.
Nach meiner Rückkehr war die Emaille in der Pfanne geschmolzen.
Hätte nie geglaubt, dass sie nix aushält!
Der Rauch in der Küche ist schon wieder abgezogen, aber die Katze ist schwarz wie ein Rabe und hustet.
Seither ergreift sie panikartig die Flucht, wenn ich nur den Herd anschalte oder mit den Pfannen klappere.
Da ich wenigstens einmal am Tag etwas Warmes zum Essen brauche, lässt sich die Katze mittlerweile gar nicht mehr blicken!
Sag mal, wie lange muss man eigentlich Eier kochen?
Ich habe sie zwei Stunden gekocht, aber sie waren nicht weich zu kriegen.
Schreib mir doch mal, ob man
angebrannte Milch noch verwenden kann.
Soll ich sie aufheben, bis Du wiederkommst?
Hatte leichte Probleme mit dem Gulasch, habe mir eine Dose warm gemacht.
Doch leider ist sie in der Mikrowelle explodiert.
Die Tür der Mikrowelle wurde durchs Fenster geschleudert und unser schönes Gewächshaus ist leider kaputt, das Fenster auch.
Da es geschlossen war (muss ich immer, wenn ich koche, sonst rückt wieder die Feuerwehr aus), wurde es mit dem Rahmen komplett rausgerissen, die Druckwelle war gewaltig.
Die Dose dagegen ging ab wie ein Zäpfchen, senkrecht nach oben, durchschlug die Decke und traf die 13-jährige Tochter von Herrn Bauer, der über uns wohnt, genau zwischen die Beine.
Sie war gerade beim Klavierspielen, ihr ist nix passiert, aber dem Klavierlehrer hat es vier
Finger abgerissen.
Hast Du auch schon mal gehabt, dass Dir schmutziges
Geschirr verschimmelt ist?
Wie ist das nur in so kurzer Zeit möglich?
Du bist doch kaum vier Wochen fort.
Hinter der Spüle lebt alles, da kannst Du "“UNIVERSUM" drehen.
Wo kommt dieses Krabbelgetier her?
Hast du da etwas deponiert?
Habe mich dann doch dazu hinreißen lassen und das Geschirr gespült.
Bitte schimpfe nicht, mein Schatz, aber das gute Porzellan von Oma ist hin. Hätte ich nie gedacht, sah doch so stabil aus, war wohl ein bisschen viel, tausend Umdrehungen in der Waschmaschine.
Die ist übrigens auch hinüber, das große Schlachtermesser hat beim Schleudern leider die Trommel ein wenig beschädigt und steckt jetzt in der Wand, das Messer, nicht die Trommel.
Denn die hat die 300-er Ziegelwand durchschlagen und liegt irgendwo draußen sinnlos herum!
Beim Essen habe ich leider den Wohnzimmerteppich eingesaut - mit Tomatensoße.
Du sagtest mir immer, dass Tomatensoße nicht mehr raus geht.
Da hast du dich geirrt, mein Liebling, die ging wunderbar raus, die Haare des Teppichs
auch.
Mit etwas Nitro-Verdünnung war das überhaupt kein Problem!
Den Kühlschrank habe ich auch abtauen müssen.
Du bist da immer so ungeschickt, das Eis geht wunderbar ab mit einer Maurerkelle.
Komischerweise heizt er jetzt.
Auf jeden Fall ist das Fleisch gut durch.
Joghurt, Sekt und Mineralwasser auch, alles explodiert.
Mein Liebling, am Donnerstag habe ich vergessen, die Wohnung abzuschließen.
Es muss jemand da gewesen sein, denn es fehlen einige Wertgegenstände, aber Geld allein macht ja nicht glücklich, wie Du immer sagst.
Der Kleiderschrank ist auch leer, aber es kann ja nicht viel drin gewesen sein, denn Du hast Dich ja immer beklagt, dass Du nichts zum Anziehen hast.
Als ich gestern abends die Kaninchen füttern wollte, ist mir die Kerze umgefallen.
Na ja, was soll ich sagen, das Kaninchen trägt jetzt kein Fell mehr.
Schaut irgendwie witzig aus!
Damit will ich schließen, morgen mehr.
Ich hoffe, dass Du Deine Kur in sorgloser Ruhe und Freude genießt.
Viele herzliche Grüße von Deinem Erwin!
PS: Deine Mutter hat, als sie letzte Woche kurz vorbeischaute, der Schlag
getroffen.
Die Beerdigung war gestern, habe es dir nicht gesagt, um dich nicht unnötig zu beunruhigen.
Du bist ja auf Kur und sollst dich erholen!
Dein dich liebender Mann!
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Betreff : DIE ARBEITSLOSEN BAUARBEITER
von Inge-F geschrieben am Mittwoch 13. 03. 2013
 
Wer erinnert sich noch an Bau auf Bau auf Bau auf Bau auf na na na na na na. Im Jahre 1998 nahm diese Kinderlied Gesicht und Gestalt an als sich zwei Chemnitzer Musiker MMB Friedhelm (Gitarre und Gesang) und Hank (Schlagzeug) zusammentaten und die Band Die Arbeitslosen Bauarbeiter gründeten. Mit der MC 42 Grad gingen die Jungs zunächst zu zweit auf die gleichnahmige Tour und im Jahr 2000 stieß dann Tommy am Bass dazu und komplettierte die Band. Jetzt aber im Jahr 2013 erhielten Die Arbeitslosen Bauarbeiter den Auftrag die Musikruinen in den Köpfen der Menschen westlichen Teil Deutschlands zu sanieren und werden dieses am Montag in den heiligen Hallen des Senders Radio Sthoerfunk von 21:00 - 22:00 Uhr tun. Seid gefasst wenn die sächsische Abrissbirne der Arbeitslosen Bauarbeiter mit Ihren gewaltigen freischaufelnden Texten die alte Mauer in tausend Teile rocken das es nur so splatattert. Schaltet ein wenn es heißt Inge-F live aus den heiligen Hallen von Radio Sthoerfunkmit den Arbeitslosen Bauarbeitern und Ihrem neuen Album "Sommer in Berlin"


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Betreff : YOU FOR BEN
von Inge-F geschrieben am Sonntag 10. 03. 2013
 
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